Pl-ice-tic Skating

Skating on synthetic ice is kind of... nice

"Where else can you get bit by a mosquito when ice skating," Mike said, chuckling as he glided by me, a little wobblier than I'm used to seeing when he has skates laced to his feet, but skating nonetheless, on a giant sheet of white, slippery plastic.

We checked out the synthetic ice skating rink, on the third floor (what we would call the fourth floor) of the public sports and rec complex near our apartment. The rink is a jigsaw puzzle of white polymer tiles. Loud techno-pop and air conditioning turned way down greet you when you walk in. The place is full of local kids who go there to learn figure skating, play co-ed hockey, or hang out and flirt with each other. You have the odd adult who chooses to skate laps in a single lane like it was a pool and not a circular rink, who is more of a hazard than anything else. And you have Mike and I, who are perhaps the only people there who know what it's like to skate on real frozen water.

The ice is fake, but the skates are very real. The blades are sharpened metal. The hockey skates are just like the ones we'd use on ice. The figure skates have been slightly modified; the serrated toes are ground smooth so they don't tear up the plastic.

While I wouldn't say that the sensation of real ice is successfully replicated, the synthetic rink isn't bad. Two factors contribute to a reasonably similar skating experience. The rink is lubricated to reduce friction. I think they use some sort of silicone grease. It gets all over everything, and it's kind of gross to touch, but it's not smelly.

However, some friction is still necessary to create the illusion of real ice. The friction heats up the blade. Skate from one end to the other and the blades are too hot to touch. The hot blades literally melt the plastic, increasing the skate's grip. I lost grip and fell a couple times. I could blame my blades for not being hot enough, or blame the nasty grease on the rink, but instead, I'm just gonna say, if you're not falling, you're not trying hard enough.

We ran into a Vietnamese-American, who is somehow involved with either the activities at, or the development of the sports and rec complex. He told us that this is the only synthetic ice rink in Vietnam, until a new one opens at the Vincom Center in about 10 days. He also told us that a mat gets rolled out onto the plastic rink on Sundays, and the rink gets converted into an archery range. You know that's where we'll be.